Legend of the Black Scorpion (2006)

 Action, Adventure, B. Harris, Drama, Fantasy, Martial Arts  No Responses »
Apr 302008
 

U.S. DVD Release

After the suspicious death of The Emperor, his brother Li takes his place, arranges to marry his sister-in-law and makes several attempts on the life of his nephew, The Crown Prince Wu Luan. As the drama in the Imperial Court unfolds, Wu Luan finds himself caught between the affections of a court official’s young daughter and that of the Empress Wan herself! Can love turn the bitter heart of Prince Wu Luan away from his intended vengeance or will it end up being all of their downfalls?

Based on Shakespeare’s “Hamlet,” Ye Yan (The Banquet) is a breathtaking Wuxia adaptation; every single shot was a work of cinematic art. Cinematographer Continue reading »

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The Forbidden Kingdom (Theatrical)

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Apr 212008
 

Theatrical Poster

The Forbidden Kingdom (Theatrical – 2008)
Lionsgate / 2008
Director: Rob Minkoff
Writer: John Fusco
Cast: Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Michael Angarano, Yeifi Liu, Deshun Wang
Review By: Adam Tracey

The Forbidden Kingdoms is basically a mix of The Neverending Story and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Young Jason is an obsessed Honk Kong cinema fan and while Continue reading »

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The One-Armed Swordsman (Dubei dao – 1967)

 Asian Cinema, B. Harris, Drama  No Responses »
Aug 152007
 

U.S. DVD Release

Men are an easy lot to please. Honestly, it doesn’t take much to put a smile on our faces and a skip in our step. Ladies if you’re truly interested in hearing FROM a man what men really want pay attention because this is your opportunity to get it straight from the horse’s mouth. I’m going to give it to you uncut and uncensored so here goes…

First you’ll need to hook your man up with some good hard sex; preferably fast. Don’t bog shit down with demands of love-making and intimate caresses, just grab the KY and ride the pony. Guys love Continue reading »

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Mad Cowgirl (2006)

 Action, B. Harris, Drama, Horror, Martial Arts, Thriller  No Responses »
Feb 222007
 

DVD Release

Therese (Sarah Lassez), a sexy young woman, is slowly rebuilding her life after an emotional divorce from her husband. She finds solace in eating tons of beef, watching her favorite Kung Fu television show “The Girl with the Thunderbolt Kick” and fuckin’ & suckin’ the Father, Son and Holy Spirit out of the weasely Pastor Dylan (Walter Koenig). Her strange obsession with televangelist Pastor Dylan takes a turn for the worse though when Dylan no longer wishes to “see” Therese.

Her day job as health inspector at her brother Thierry’s (James Duval) meat processing plant isn’t all that hot either as her brother is constantly attempting to push poor cuts and unsanitary meat past inspection. Times have Continue reading »

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