Spanish Theatrical Poster

In an effort to authenticate, debunk or cover-up miracles, the Catholic Church in cooperation with the Franco Regime produce and release short informational films called ‘No-Dos’ (News & Documentaries). One such film deals with three young girls in a countryside orphanage that claim to speak with The Virgin Mary during prayer. Attracting pilgrims seeking healing from far and wide, the church is horrified to discover that the children are being manipulated by a malicious elemental interested only in spreading disease and death. Unable to rid the house of the dangerous spirit, the orphanage is closed and the affair is promptly covered up.

Decades later the empty mansion is renovated and rented to a young couple with a newborn looking to start Continue reading »

Spanish Theatrical Poster

During a casual walk-through of the prison where Juan is begin working at the next day, some loose cement in the ceiling collapses, slamming into his head and injuring him. Forced to drag Juan’s body to the nearest empty cell,  the guards must abandon the young employee when a riot sparks off and a wave of violence forces them to flee for their lives.

Shortly after being pulled to safety, Juan awakens in the cell to the shouting of the bloodthirsty prison population swarming the halls and realizes he’s as good as dead if he’s discovered fully clothed, looking like a guard. Stripping himself of all personal items that may reveal his identity, his only means of surviving this ordeal may be to convince the leader Continue reading »

Italian Theatrical Poster

Paranormal Activity? HA! If Hollywood really wanted to scare the pants off of audiences they should have screened [REC] nationwide (dubbed of course) instead of spending the money on a remake. Don’t get me wrong Quarantine wasn’t bad, as far as remakes go, but it really doesn’t capture the raw terror [REC] was able to generate. As for PA, don’t even get me started on that pimped-out, feature-length episode of Paranormal State. It made loads of money sure but at the expense of horror critics losing credibility (again) and fans regretting their trip to the theater.

When the first few teasers and trailers came out for [REC] 2, fans went nuts and rightfully so Continue reading »

DVD Release

A young boy working on a nudie jigsaw puzzle, is caught by his mother and severely chastised. The boy snaps and chops up dear Mommy with an axe. 40 years later, brutal murders are taking place on a University campus and the game of catch the slasher is on! The splatter is immediate and relentless; the blood flows, and body parts accumulate unremittingly. There’s enough chunks and fluid to satisfy even the seasoned gore hound and enough nudity for the perv in all of us. Cheesy dialog and stiff acting don’t hurt this one in the slightest, if anything it enhances an already good time. A few goofy characters are sure to generate some laughs, and a totally pointless kung fu scene is a riot. Pieces is a memorable watch that won’t Continue reading »

R2 UK DVD

Caye (Candela Pena) is a middle-class hooker working in Madrid. Spending her day with fellow street-walkers in a hairdressers’, they spend all day complaining about the influx of immigrant prostitutes who are taking the punters away with their exotic looks and low-prices. A chance encounter with Zulema (Nevarez) which finds her cowered in her apartment in pain. It turns out that she’s being beat-on by a trick who states he can get her a visa to work legally in Spain, for her and her son back home in the Dominican Republic. However the harsh realities of their situation are never too far from crushing their dreams of financial stability and companionship.

Another film about hookers I hear you Continue reading »

Before The Fall (Tres Dias – 2008)
IFC / 2009
Directed by F. Javier Gutierrez
Written by Antonio P. Perez, Antonio Banderas
Cast: Victor Clavijo, Mariana Cordero, Eduard Fernandez, Daniel Casadella, Ana de las Cuevas, Elvira de Arminan, Juan Galvan
Review by Brian Harris

When the end of the world is announced and worldwide panic ensues, Ale finds himself alone and fighting for the lives of his brother’s children when an escaped child murderer sets out to even the score.

I’ll be damned! The Earth faces impending doom from a life-extinguishing meteor and F. Javier Gutierrez’s main character Ale instead decides to battle a madman for the lives of children that won’t live to marry, have children and grow old. That’s intense. Before The Fall is a fantastic sci-fi thriller, one which I’ll purchase the minute it sees release on retail shelves!

Not content to just end the world or just offer up a psycho thriller, F. Javier Gutierrez combines the most terrifying and thrilling from both and the result is every bit as tense, disturbing and original as one could hope for. The character of Ale is hard to like but even harder not to admire when he places himself at risk for the safety of others. You find yourself disliking him for being an asshole and loving him for showing such sacrifice and bravery.

Before The Fall is deep, emotionally-charged and captivating. It’s so refreshing to see genre cinema with this kind of heart; it’s a damn shame Hollywood won’t stick its neck out to fund anything this original. I know there’s an English language remake, with Wes Craven attached, on the way but that just don’t count as original.

First Timecrimes, now this? Before The Fall wasn’t flashy or bloated with CG, its thought-provoking sci-fi with stylish touches of two-fisted American western and action cinema combined with the beautiful aesthetic we’ve come to expect from Spanish cinema. I highly recommend Before The Fall, as a rental and/or purchase.

OOP DVD Release

I’m not going to go on and on about Exorcism (Exorcismo) being just another The Exorcist rip-off because it should be fairly obvious to even casual horror fans. This isn’t going to be an original work of terror or even a classic religious thriller; it’s just another entry in a barely breathing sub-genre that deserves very little attention. The one and only reason Exorcism isn’t a complete waste of time is mainly due to the presence of genre icon Paul Naschy and I just don’t think I’d recommend watching this film just based on him alone to people that aren’t familiar with his work. I love Naschy’s work myself but a bad film is a bad film no matter how cool the leading man is. Continue reading »

Timecrimes (Theatrical – 2007)
Magnolia Pictures / 2008
Directed by Nacho Vigalondo
Written by Nacho Vigalondo
Cast: Karra Elejalde, Candela Fernández, Bárbara Goenaga, Nacho Vigalondo
Review by Brian Harris

Hectar’s life is about to be drastically altered when he happens upon a naked young lady lying in the middle of a forest. Instead of being hailed as a hero for coming to her rescue, a terrifying figure with a bandaged head stabs him in the arm and chases him into a classified science facility. Unsure of where to hide, Hectar hops into a strange pod and allows an off-duty facility worker to close the pod until the assailant is gone. Unbeknownst to him, Hectar has been thrown back in time, nearly an hour before climbing into the machine! Unwillingly to let the timeline correct itself, he sets out to “remove” the “other” Hectar from his household and away from his wife, only further cluttering time. Can Hectar stop the vicious cycle he started before all of the new timelines converge into one horrific crime against nature?
Forget those pseudo-science fiction films that simply dress action-adventure fare up in shiny clothes and fancy environments, true sci-fi is thought-provoking and intellectual without all of the slick bells and whistles. If you’re like me, you love sci-fi cinema and chances are you’re tired of the shit pawned off as sci-fi these days. Nothing but nothing compares to films like Blade Runner, Twelve Monkeys, The Man From Earth, Primer and Donnie Darko; if ever a film followed in the tradition of the examples above, Timecrimes is it! Karra Elejalde is one of the most unassuming leading men I’ve ever encountered, yet he still bowled me over as one of the best sci-fi characters since David Lee Smith’s John Oldman from The Man From Earth!

Instead of flashy, trashy, techno-action, Timecrimes is a daring, thrilling and, at times, deliciously confusing genre entry! While that may not always be a good thing, I found myself loving the questions and loving the fact that I had to pay close attention in order to keep up with “Hectar-1,””Hectar-2” and “Original Hectar.” There’s nothing I hate more than a film that has to hold your hand in order to command your respect and earn your loyalty. Trust me, keep your eyes and ears open and do your best to stay focused and your concentration will be rewarded with one of the best damn science fiction films to hit cinema in years. Sorry Matrix, this is the real deal.

Timescrimes will definitely appeal to die-hard sci-fi fans, obviously, but genre fans shouldn’t be too quick to write it off, don’t forget, there’s a scissor-wielding, head-bandaged, trench-wearing maniac chasing Hectar through the time lines and his origin is going to blow you away! I cannot recommend this enough to time-travel junkies and sci-fi nerdlingers alike, it’s truly an engaging film.

U.S. DVD Release

Boston 1942 and a wee young lad is keeping himself amused by putting together a jigsaw of a naked woman. In comes mother, who is none too amused to see what her son is up to. After trashing his room she sends him off to get a bag to put the trash into. Instead of bringing a bag he brings an axe, and yes, he lays the smack down on his mother.

Forty years later and events have shifted to a University where before long the bodies, or what is left of them, start to pile up. It seems our killer has all grown up and wants to put mother back together again. So, he is collecting body parts whilst still completing the very same jigsaw (complete with blood stains). Enter the police, loads of suspects, dodgy Continue reading »

Shiver (Eskalofrío – 2008)
R1 / NTSC DVD
Dark Sky Films / 2008
Directed by Isidro Ortiz
Written by Hernán Migoya, José Gamo, Alejandro Hernández, Isidro Ortiz
Cast: Junio Valverde, Blanca Suárez, Mar Sodupe, Francesc Orella
Review by Brian Harris

Unable to cope with local ridicule and a harsh environment, Julia decides to move her son Santi to a small village tucked away in a mountainous forest region. There Santi can meet new friends and worry less about his severe allergy to the sun. Not long after arriving in their new home, murders begin taking place and Santi ends up caught in the middle of them as the number one suspect. Is he really to blame for the savage murders or is something deep within the forest, hunting, waiting, the true culprit?

Shiver has finally hit Region 1 and it is a solid film indeed though anxious viewers should be aware that this is not a supernatural film, no ghosts here folks. For some strange reason, I automatically assumed this was some kind of J-Horror-inspired Spanish ghost film similar to The Devil’s Backbone and The Orphanage and that just wasn’t the case. Most people will figure that out in the first half hour but I figured I’d let readers know ahead of time anyhow. The premise is just as unnerving without the ghosts so take heart.

For this review, I decided to select the English dubbing option and couldn’t of been happier, normally I stick with the original language track and go with English subs but the subs stuck pretty close to the dubbing track so I went with that instead. From what I was able to ascertain from the Spanish language track though, all actors involved did an excellent job as did the English voice actors.

The production design and location were fantastic, score appropriate and the film’s “antagonist” was incredibly scary but I did take exception with some of the story, it seemed to fly off on a silly, “Only the kids can solve this wild mystery”-style Blair Witch / Scooby-Do and The Gang tangent that cheapened the thriller aspect. Thankfully it quickly got back on track and didn’t take too long to get to the good stuff.

Shiver offers up a dreary, claustrophobic atmosphere, a creepy house and forest and some gruesome carnage; as a whole the film works well though it comes nowhere close to being as good as a film like The Orphanage (name-dropped on the DVD artwork). You can’t win ‘em all though, right? I wouldn’t say it has a ton of replay value but it is a chilling little thriller with some genuinely scary sequences. Shame I had to shave a little pointage off my rating for the lack of special features but a trailer just doesn’t cut it for me. Good flick, check it out.

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