Double Feature DVD
Hoping to convince his fellow statesmen of the Helix government’s military strength in an effort to rally support for war against the city-state Triton, Lord Zirpola orders his second-in-command Ankar Moor to capture a few legendary nomadic warriors called “Range Guides” with the intention of forcing them to fight to the death in Deathsport against his lethal “deathmachines.” Moor’s mission is successful but he’s gotten more than he bargained for when one of his captives turns out to be none other than Kaz Oshay, the son of Oshay; the very woman that disgraced Ankar Moor and exiled him for betraying the “code.”
Kaz, his piece of Range Guide tail Deneer and Continue reading »
Theatrical Poster
Raped by Daniel Emerson, a young man with wealth and influence, poor Gaily Morton is devastated when the courts find him innocent of the crime he committed, thanks to the testimonies of his four friends. Unable to face life with such shame and betrayal, she hurls herself from the top of the courthouse building to her death.
Five years later the five thugs are now partners in a lucrative, and shady as hell, realty company. With strong-arm tactics at their disposal, business has never been better but their luck is about to run out when one by one they mysteriously meet grisly ends. Without any solid leads to go on besides vague descriptions of possible culprits, police Continue reading »
DVD Release
Big city skip tracer Maggie and Paul Grogan, a drunk living in seclusion, inadvertently unleash a top secret government genetics weapon while looking for a missing couple. Now an unsuspecting riverside resort and a summer camp for children find themselves smack dab in the middle of a ferocious, bloodthirsty school of killer Piranha as they make their way from their freshwater surroundings to the ocean! And is if that weren’t bad enough, the government agency responsible for the mutated fish aren’t interested in saving lives, they’re simply looking to destroy the aquatic eating-machines and cover the whole matter up before the information leaks to the press.
Now it’s up to Maggie and Paul to warn the Continue reading »
DVD Release
Wanted smugglers Stella Star (Caroline Munro) and her navigator Akton (Marjoe Gortner) are caught unawares during an unscheduled pit stop and finally taken into custody by the dedicated law-bot Elle (Judd Hamilton) after a long space chase. Convicted of their crimes, both are found guilty and sentenced to hard labor on separate planets.
Unwilling to be a slave to the system that incarcerated her, Stella attempts to make plans for an escape with her fellow inmates, subsequently attracting the attention of a guard and setting off a riot. The raucous battle gives her the perfect opportunity to slip away unnoticed and make a break for it but her freedom is cut short when Elle’s ship Continue reading »
VHS Artwork
Armageddon has arrived! Those damn politicians done went and blew themselves up leaving nothing but dry, arid wastelands populated by roving packs of nomads, scavengers and murderous motorcycle/car-driving bandits. Ineffectual to stop the mayhem, the splintered and self-serving government does nothing but control the flow of gasoline and attempt to unite tribes and towns into a cohesive states. That’s just the insanity above ground! Below the scorching sands dwells a subterranean society of cannibalistic, Morlock-like creatures called ‘Sand People’ that wait to snatch travelers that stray to far from base camp. What exactly do they want? Well, dinner is indeed served. Basically the future sucks all kinds of post-nuke balls.
When the leader of a particularly ruthless army Continue reading »
UK Theatrical Poster
The future is now and it is bleak and hopeless; population, crime, death and disease have all risen while the food (munchies) necessary to feed everybody has diminished. Though the financial systems may have collapsed, three things still rule the streets of London: the gangs, the “munchies” gangs sell and the money gangs make from the “munchies” they sell. If you aren’t cliqued up with a street gang, you’re a victim being preyed on Continue reading »
Theatrical Poster
Forced to take a mandatory leave of absence after losing his partner to an undercover drug sting gone bad, Detective Jack Caine (Dolph Lundgren) is re-assigned an FBI partner (Benben) in order to look into a mysterious mass murder. As the trail to the killer gets warmer, information comes to light that indicates that their culprit may be more than either was trained to apprehend.
Now the mismatched duo and an alien law enforcement official must join forces to track down this rogue alien before he accomplishes his grisly goal and opens the door to a global extermination!
Those of you that have never seen Continue reading »
100% Classic!
After an accidental nuke strike (thanks to America again!) in the Arctic, a deep fissure is opened and an ancient prehistoric creature, a Gamera, emerges from its depths! This Gamera, a massive turtle-like creature, descends upon Tokyo with all of its stomping, flying, fire-breathing might. After a couple unsuccessful attempts to stop the rampaging creature, the scientific community and Japanese government decide there is only one way to halt the creature’s advance…set Z Plan into motion!
What the hell is Z Plan, you ask? Well you’re just going to have to purchase Shout Factory’s fantastic release of Gamera to find out now aren’t Continue reading »
Original Poster
A small U.S. special forces team is called in to neutralize a terrorist enclave in Lebanon but things don’t go as smoothly as planned, the operation goes bad and they take casualties. Not content to leave empty-handed though, squad leader Matthews (the late Robert Ginty) takes the beautiful-but-deadly terrorist Samira (Sandahl Bergman) captive and brings her back to U.S. soil to answer for her crimes.
Unable to save Samira after the skirmish, the government and a top secret cybernetics company successfully use the young woman’s body as a test subject for their cyborg soldier project. Now a fully functioning, robot bad ass, Samira is sent back to her fellow terrorists in order to carry out a hit on her lover, the man who just so happens to lead the Continue reading »
R2 UK DVD
Forced to fight for sport, a nameless, one-eyed man attains his freedom with blood after he’s sold to another pagan clan. Accompanied by the young boy that was tasked with giving the warrior food, the pair set out on an excursion that lands them on a boat, surrounded by Christians heading to Jerusalem to defend The Holy Land. Where they actually end up though is far from holy, it could be hell itself.
Valhalla Rising is a beautiful film, it’s visually one of the most striking I’ve seen this year. Every single frame, every angle, every close-up, it’s like looking at a gorgeous oil painting. I found it nearly impossible to look away from the film as the frenetic first quarter slowly uncoils like a Continue reading »
