Nov 152009
 

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Slasher films have been known to court controversy, but one film caused more than it’s fair share when it was release by Tri-star Pictures. Silent Night, Deadly Night suffered the wrath of nearly every faction of society upon it’s release, Schools and the PTA protested, while film critics openly attacked the people behind the production in their reviews – it seemed that Santa Claus was still very much cared for by Americans, who saw the film as an insult. The film was pulled from theaters, and was not heard of again until it was released on VHS. In the UK it has never received an official release… until now.

Billy Chapman has had a pretty rough life, he’s only 18 years-old but he’s witnessed Santa Claus murder his father, then off his mom after she put up a fight while he tried to rape her. Then he was put into an orphanage that was run by a brutal Mother Superior Continue reading »

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Aug 242009
 

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Zombie (Silu Seppala), a twenty-something who can seemingly do only two things well; play bass guitar and drink, returns to his native Finland after being called up to the army, and being discharged for mental health reasons, Zombie lives a bleary eyed existence in an apartment close to his folks place and dreams of his band, Harri and the Mule Fukkers, making it big. His girlfriend Marjo (Marjo Leinonen) and friend/band-mate Harri (Matti Pellonpaa) try to intervene to save him from his path of self-destruction, but Zombie may just be unsalvageable… and with hair like his, that may be a good thing!

Bleak comedy from the eldest Kaurismaki sibling, Zombie and the Ghost Train is your typical art-house picture. Not a lot happens, not a lot is said Continue reading »

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Aug 242009
 

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Ville Alfa (Aki Kaurismaki), an overly intellectualizing hypermanic young drifter, cannot stop telling porkies. His fabrications allow him to seduce the ladies and borrow money, seemingly endless amounts of money, from his friends, family and even complete strangers. But lying about the death of his brother lands him in hot water. Can he curb his compulsion for pathological lying? Or will someone shut him up once and for all?

The Lair has to be the greatest French new-wave movie to come out of 80′s Finland! Hell, hadn’t Philippe Garrel made Les Amants Reguliers (Regular Lovers) in 2005, this would be the finest French new-wave release there never was. It recaptures the spirit of France ’69 all over again, hell, even Helsinki Continue reading »

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Jul 272009
 

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A simple act of self-indulgence has shattering consequences for a middle-class couple. He (Willem Dafoe) and She (Charlotte Gainsberg) loose their young son, Nic, while they make love. While they are caught up in each other, we witness as their son climbs up onto a window ledge and walks off, falling to his death. She climaxes at the point of impact/her sons demise.

Grief stricken, She is almost on the verge of a breakdown, so He, being a psychiatrist, takes his wife on as a patient and decides to treat her himself. The two establish that She has an unexplainable fear of the Continue reading »

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Jun 012009
 

The Cut (Hae-boo-hak-kyo-sil – 2007)
R3 / NTSC DVD
Ssamzie Ivision / 2007
Director: Son Tae-woong
Writer: Park Seon-jae, Jeon Soon-wook, Son Tae-woong
Cast: Han Ji-min, Oh Tae-kyeong, On Joo-wan, Jo Min-ki
Review by Phillip Escott

Six medical students discover a shocking secret about the cadaver they are assigned to carve up for anatomy class. They also appear to be suffering from the same nightmare; a one-eyed doctor with a leg brace, who seems hell-bent on extracting revenge on them. But what has this to do with the young lady on their nice shiny table? And what the hell have they done to deserve the punishment this doctor wishes to lay upon them all? Will they find out in time to solve the death of their cadaver before they end up sharing a slab with her?

Okay, The Cut is not a good film; it’s confused; poorly acted, for the majority, with some awful dialogue and so many unnecessary plot twists that the film gets lost up its own back-passage. A strong first half is let down by a clumsy final third, that lays crappy revelation upon crappy revelation, with never an apparent ending in sight and growing increasingly senseless: this should have clocked in at 90 minutes – max, but director Son Tae-woong just doesn’t seem able to let his baby go.

Having said that, it does have its heart in the right place; it tries oh so hard to be a frightening little horror film (it even has the trusty stock character formula: The Final Girl™ + The Geek + The Hunk + The Slut + The Fatty + The Ugly Duckling = Safe Ground!) but fails because of it. Some of the ‘scares’ seem thought up on the spot and make no sense with the overall run of things. The first half, in which it appears the film will be a clear ‘who dunnit?’ is tragically let down by the introduction of a vengeful spirit of a dead girl, with long-black hair, taking over in the second-half (originality? huh?).

For all the flaws, it will entertain fans of Asian horror, even though it brings nothing new to the table. The blood-letting is restrained and the silly frights become a bore but, having said that, it does remain a beautiful looking piece. Some truly Argento inspired visuals break the monotony of the proceedings and certain set-pieces pay homage to Kiyoshi Kurosawa’s Kairo while still remaining a little spooky; but only because it reminds one of a superior movie and the frights associated with said film, which is the best way of describing The Cut: an appetizer to the main course; it may fill a hole, but it will leave you wanting much more.

A run-of-the-mill Korean horror flick that shows that a new talent could emerge; if he’s given the script too match his visual flare. The Cut isn’t going to win over many newcomers to the genre, but it will certainly keep the faithful entertained; but a little frustrated by the fact that a decent film was allowed to get away.

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Jun 012009
 

The House by the Cemetery (Quella Villa Accanto al Cimitero – 1981)
R2 / PAL DVD
Masters of Giallo / 2009
Directed by Lucio Fulci
Written by Lucio Fulci, Dardano Sacchetti, Giorgio Mariuzzo, Elisa Livia Briganti
Cast: Katherine MacColl, Paolo Malco, Giovanni Frezza, Ania Pieroni, Dagmar Lassander
Review by Phillip Escott

Home is where the entrails are! Lucio Fulci’s intestine splattered homage to the works of H. P. Lovecraft is as intriguing, and as shocking, now as it was nearly 30 years ago. Norman Boyle (Malco) has been assigned the task of finding out what led the titular home’s previous inhabitant, Dr. Fruedstein, to murder his family, before killing himself – or so they believe. In typical horror movie fashion, the family have gotten more than they bargained for in this quaint country home, as the murderous Fruedstein is still roaming the house; hidden in the basement and longing for fresh blood!

Horror fans may be a little disappointed in House by the Cemetery on initial viewing, it’s a slow burner and doesn’t constantly bombard the audience with his trademark gore from start to finish: a la his more notorious outings. I however, rate this as one of his greatest achievements. It’s a film that gets better with age and stands up to repeat viewings – the dubbing for the son, Bob, will forever remain weird however. Gore-hounds can breathe a sigh of relief though, as when House by the Cemetery unleashes its fury, it does so in exceptional style – it’s taken until 2009 for the British censors to pass it uncut! Expect graphic throat slashings, maggot-spewing stomach wounds and ‘that’ poker scene; all remaining shockingly brutal, even by today’s standards.

What really elevates the film is its atmosphere. Fulci has captured the dream-like essence of Lovecraft’s work perfectly, much like he did with City of the Living Dead – that building, its surroundings and the prolonged sense of dread could only have come from Lovecraft. He may have watched Kubrick’s The Shining one too many times before shooting, but he has accomplished what could possibly be his first ‘serious’ horror movie, not to mention his most restrained. Placing the viewer in the child’s view point helps the audience ‘buy’ into the film, we believe the visions that Bob has of a Mae, we believe the warnings she relays and we feel the frustration as he is constantly ignored by his parents who are caught up in their own business; the father with his research and his mother with the move. This is what marks House by the Cemetery out from his other horror films from this period; we have a character that we can relate to and follow; not to mention care for once he’s under threat. The finale is all the more devastating for it.

Slow but daunting, House by the Cemetery remains one of Fulci’s most underrated titles to date. Masters of Giallo have given the first, uncut, DVD release in Britain a lovely package; boasting an all-new featurette that runs just over 17 minutes and will serve as a tidy intro to new comers of Fulci, while bringing a teary reminder to the hardened fans. They’ve also commissioned new cover art – Shock! Horror! – which stays true to the original, yet also true to the video nasty art that it riffs; if you don’t like it you can reverse the cover for the original artwork – Redemption take note: if you want to create your own covers, this is how it’s done! All in all, this is an essential purchase for horror and exploitation fans and Fulci fans who didn’t enjoy it first time around owe it to themselves to re-visit.

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Jun 012009
 

Sleepless (Non Ho Sonno – 2001)
R2 / PAL DVD
Masters of Giallo / 2009
Directed by: Dario Argento
Written by: Dario Argento, Franco Ferrini
Cast: Max Von Sydow, Stefano Dionisi, Chiara Caselli, Rosella Folk, Gabriele Lavia
Review by Phillip Escott

Haven’t watched an Argento film since Opera? Perhaps you gave up on him after Phantom of the Opera? Well, some will agree with your decision as the quality of his output since the 80’s has been questionable. But that changes with Sleepless. This is Argento as you remember; this is why we love his cinema and this is why he’ll be remembered as a Master of Giallo.

Max Von Sydow plays Ulisse Moretti, a cop with not just a great name but a Columbo-like knack for catching killers. That is until he is assigned the ‘Dwarf Murders’. A brutal killing spree that has baffled all, including Moretti, and leaving behind damaged souls like Giacomo (Dionisi), the son of a victim. Moretti promises the young boy that he’ll bring the killer to justice, a promise that he is still waiting to be fulfilled when he reaches adulthood. When news breaks that the killer may have re-surfaces, some twenty years later, Giacomo seeks the help of the retired Moretti and asks him to finally catch his mother’s killer.

Sleepless, along with The Stendhal Syndrome, is Argento’s modern masterpiece. It may seem like a ‘greatest hits’ movie to hardened Argento-philes, but you’ll be hard pressed to find much dissatisfaction with the film overall. It also boast the finest acting performance in any of Argento’s films and with an actor like Max Von Sydow, it comes as no surprise. The Swedish thespian dominates every scene he’s in and schools the younger actors with an effortless cool. He’s, for my money, the greatest character Argento has conjured up for one of his movies, period. He’s a nostalgic reminder of the detectives from the hay-day of the Giallo, lost in the modern world of police forensics; having only his cunning and his gut to rely on for guidance.

Sleepless also contains one of Argento’s best opening set-piece, the only opening he’s created that can rival his nightmarish opening of Suspiria. The kills, in general, are very creative and not to mention brutal; everything from French horns being smashed through faces to heads exploding on bullet impact – claret flows in rivers. The only downside I can see is the acting from the younger cast members, but when amateurs are placed next to a screen legend you can let it slide, pretty much admiring them for having the giblets to share the screen with the man. Fans of Argento’s earlier efforts will also rejoice at the return of the mighty prog-rock phenomenon that is Goblin! Argento got them to reform for this movie and their work here is sterling stuff indeed, helping to crank up the tension during the murder set-pieces. To sum it up, Sleepless is required viewing.

Originally released in the UK by M.I.A Entertainment in a two-disc special edition, this new release from Masters of Giallo trumps that release in the audio/visual stakes even though it doesn’t contain the Eye for Horror documentary, this is a worthwhile upgrade for fans. The picture quality is far superior and the extra’s that are provided are entertaining and useful for newcomers to the Giallo genre. Masters of Giallo have done justice to one of Argento’s better titles in modern times, so those who are still yet to peep this – do so immediately! You have no excuse now that it’s back in print. Here’s hoping that his next venture, Giallo, is as entertaining as Sleepless.

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Jun 012009
 

Macabre (Macabro – 1980)
R2 / PAL DVD
Masters of Giallo / 2009
Directed by Lamberto Bava
Written by Antonio Avati, Pupi Avati, Lamberto Bava, Roberto Gandus
Cast: Bernice Sterges, Stanko Molnar, Veronica Zinny, Roberto Posse
Review by Phillip Escott

When you’re the son of a legend, expectations are usually of the highest order. When your father is a certain Mario Bava, the shadow you walk in is cast far and wide; when it comes time to fill shoes, the pressure could cause claustrophobia and induce ulcers! So you can imagine what must have been running through Lamberto Bava’s mind when he decided to direct his own feature. Luckily, he proved himself a notable talent in his own right with this grimy slice of 80’s exploitation.

Ripped straight from the headlines, Macabre tells a story so outlandish that it has to be true. Jane Baker (Sterges), is about to have a VERY unfortunate day. While having a routine meeting with her piece on the side, her bat-shit daughter drowns
her younger brother in the tub. Upon hearing of the tragedy, from her daughter! She and her love haul ass to the hospital. On-route they are involved in a car crash that sees the love of her life decapitated and Jane rendered, understandably, insane. Upon her release a year later she shacks herself up in a rented room (the room in which the illicit meetings took place) and holds dear the head of her ex-lover in her fridge! Things are gonna get freaky… real freaky-naughty.

So, the son of a horror legend kicks off his filmmaking career with a melodrama about a clinically insane woman unable to overcome the loss of her lover – odd choice, but it pays off and actually contains many of his fathers favorite staples; the decay of innocence being the most prominent. It also features a balls-to-the-wall performance from the leading lady, willingly dropping her dress to get down and dirty with the decayed head of her ex – heady (ouch) stuff indeed and it’s a testament to her acting prowess that it doesn’t come off as too stagy or over dramatic and as the film progresses she genuinely looks more and more psychotic.

Macabre may have a snails pace after the opening, but the slow build up to the break down is worth the wait, plus Bava throws a ton of nudity the audience way to keep them awake, the film still has the power to turn stomachs. As for the ending proper however, prepare your palm ready for a big ol’ forehead slap. What were they thinking? Bava also lays off any camera wizardry and keeps and visual flare to a minimum, opting to let the story do the wowing. For his debut it was clearly the best option and it fits the mood of the film overall. Fans of Lamberto Bava’s later output will find this essential viewing and fans of Italian exploitation should also check this as it shows what levels of absurdity the industry had got itself into by the 80’s! A warped, but ultimately refreshing watch!

Lamberto Bava’s debut still remains his most powerful, sure it doesn’t have the popcorn factor that his Demons films have, but it sure as hell shows what a mature filmmaker he can be when he applies himself. Masters of Giallo have given the film a very praise-worthy DVD release with some interesting extras and decent presentation that rivals previous worldwide releases.

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Apr 202009
 

U.S. DVD Release

Veteran filmmaker, Lucio Fulci, is haunted by the crimes he’s committed – on celluloid! Visions of graphic murder are consuming him and driving him to the brink of insanity; murders that he shot for his movies and for his audience. When reports of a real-life serial killer hit the news, Fulci seeks the help of psychiatrist, Egon Schwarz, but the professor has other designs for poor old Lucio… Deadly designs, in which Il Maestro will take the fall for the good doctor’s evil doing!

As much as I Love Lucio Fulci, I can’t bring myself to enjoy this flick. The premise is of the wet dream variety, but its execution is sloppy and unprofessional. Sure, it’s low budget, but so were all his other movies! The novelty of seeing Continue reading »

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Apr 162009
 

Mum & Dad (2008)
R1 / NTSC DVD
Revolver Entertainment / 2009
Directed by Steven Sheil
Written by Steven Sheil
Cast: Perry Benson, Dido Miles, Olga Fedori, Ainsley Howard, Toby Alexander
Review by Phillip Escott

Lena is a young Polish immigrant working the graveyard shift at London’s Heathrow airport. Here she meets fellow youngsters Birdie and her brother Elbie. One night, Lena misses her last bus home and is convinced by Birdie to stay at her parents’ house for the night. Lena reluctantly agrees. Once she is at the house, she is soon introduced to Mum and Dad; two degenerates who plan on making Lena one of their ‘children’. If she wants to survive she will have to carry out ‘chores’ to please her parents, otherwise she’ll end up as another little play thing for Dad.

The opening 40 minutes of Mum & Dad had me thinking I was about to witness one of the sickest, most twisted and vile exploitation films to come out of Britain, then I was left feeling as if I had just been back handed after the final 40 minutes. Don’t you just hate it when that happens? Sure, I’ve been mentally scared by a certain scene from this movie; the introduction to Dad – fucking repulsive. All I’m saying. Once the film has set the tone for what could have been an all out assault on the audience, director Steven Sheil has a change of heart and decides to tame/censor himself to the point of tedious, seen it all before mediocrity.

The performances from Benson and Miles are what carry and hook the viewer; they are truly having a blast with the material, however worrying that should be. If it wasn’t for such strong performances I can’t say the film would have kept me watching, for a directorial debut it shows promise, but the script is where the film truly falls down. Does it want to offend and repulse? Or does it want you to feel ‘sorry’ for these sick fucks who enjoy torturing innocent people? It can’t make up its mind and becomes a fuddled mix of the two. This could have been one hell of an endurance test, both due to content and due to the sloppy second half, but as is it stands, it’s a satisfying first attempt from a director who could produce something far more effective with future projects.

From the harrowing opening half, through to the clichéd finale, Mum & Dad has as many positive points and negative. It’ll go down well with sleaze fans, but they will no doubt feel a little cheated once the content suddenly becomes tamer and less twisted. It’s not a keeper but it’s worth your rental money.

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Apr 162009
 

U.S. DVD Release

A middle class family are spending Christmas in their country home. All is going well, the kids are excited, the grown ups are all getting along and the festive cheer is positively effecting the household. Things aren’t going to stay that way for long though, as something is spreading amongst the children, something violent and deadly. Turning the sweet faced youngsters into gnarling, animalistic shadows of their former selves and they have a new found love for blood… adult blood.

This British shocker won’t go down in history as one of modern horrors greats, but for its 84 minute run-time it will hold your attention and possibly even upset a few viewers in the process. It’s a tense slice of fear mongering, from the word go your Continue reading »

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Apr 162009
 

Baba Yaga: The Final Cut (1973)
R0 / PAL DVD
Shameless Screen Entertainment / 2009
Directed by Corrado Farina
Written by Corrado Farina
Cast: Isabella de Funés, Carroll Barker, George Eastman, Ely Galleani
Review by Phillip Escott

Valentina Rosselli (Isabella de Funés), narrowly escapes getting mowed down by a swank limousine while returning from a party. The owner of the limo is Baba Yaga (Carroll Barker), an older woman who is instantly smitten by the young Valentina. It turns out that Baba is actually an ancient witch, who digs women – and she wants Valentina. When she is rejected by the young fashion photographer, the hag places a curse on the poor girl; anything Valentina shoots with her camera will have horrid consequences for the recipient on the other side of her lens. It’s up to Valentina and her hunky new man, Arno (George Eastman), to stop Baba; but at what cost?

Baba Yaga has been a cult favorite for some time now and it’s not hard to see why. It’s a surreal watch indeed. Everything from Nazis to possessed sewing machines are thrown into the melting pot of madness, some elements work better than others, but they are equally entertaining. There’s also an ample amount of 70’s female flesh on show, which always has its fans; for which they are extremely well catered for in this movie. Baba Yaga isn’t a masterpiece, far from it, it’s slow and the atmosphere tends to fizzle rather than boil but there is still a lot of fun to be had with the movie.

The film oozes with 70’s counter-culture cool. From the fashion to the music, the film vibrates with such an effortless charm that only Euro-cult films from this period were able to achieve. The performances are all acceptable and man-mountain George Eastman is given one of the better roles of his career here; he’s such a likable actor and he shines, or should that be hulks? Of greatness in Baba Yaga, which refreshingly has him playing the straight guy for once and not the power-house of insanity we are used to. Director Corrado Farina adds some fancy visuals, such as the sex scene between Valentina and Arno, which pays great respect to the comic book material in which the film originated.

Shameless Screen Entertainment has given Baba Yaga the release fans have been longing for. After 35 years, Carrado Farina’s version of the film has finally been brought to our screens. With extended intro, finale and nudity, this is the film as it should have been seen! Those of you who have the producers cut of the movie will want to second dip on this release for the extra footage and the additional bonus features. Anyone new to the film is advised to pick this release!

It’s a pleasure to have the film presented as the director intended and fans are well catered for in the extra’s department. The film isn’t going to blow anyone’s mind, but it will certainly entertain fans of Euro-kink with its S&M themes and gratuitous boobage. Those with short attention spans are advised to give it a miss as it will likely prove a chore to sit through. Shameless Screen Entertainment is to be congratulated for giving a niche title such loving treatment. Dig Baba Yaga? Get this DVD. Simple as that.

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