Watching Alex Chandon’s new movie Inbred starts out as a very familiar experience. Let’s see if you’ve heard any of this before: Two social workers are taking a group of teens with different problems out on a trip north. North here means a rundown little town full of people with strange teeth and staying at an old house that hasn’t been lived in for decades. We all know where this will lead, and it does. It doesn’t take long before the locals and the city folk clash, resulting in injury and death. But this is where Inbred really takes off. Yes, we’ve seen it all before but rarely as fun as this. Instead of just pounding us with the latest ways of displaying that old “favorite”, torture porn, Chandon takes his cliché plot and infuses it with a lovely black and absurd sense of humor that reminds me a lot of the Belgian movie Calvaire with a dash of Monty Python, especially in the scenes where the locals Continue reading »

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Director Dennis Gansel’s previous movie was the flawed, yet still very enjoyable, vampire flick We Are The Night (Wie Sind Die Nacht). Now, whereas that movie was rooted firmly in the realms of the fantastical, as to my knowledge there aren’t vampires swanning around Berlin at the moment (although I could be wrong), The Wave has its feet firmly placed in modern day reality. The story may seem slightly outlandish but it is based on a novel which takes its cues from an actual experiment performed in 1967.
Set in a German high school in western Germany, although filmed near Berlin, The Wave follows rebellious school Continue reading »

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Vampires, it would seem, are no longer what they used to be. Actually that’s not true at all. Thanks to a certain franchise they have been dragged kicking and screaming into the mainstream, and devoured by a bloodthirsty public that are seemingly happy with whiny vampires. Fair play to them, they are what they are.
For me though vampires have always been a charming yet vicious breed. Growing up with Christopher Lee’s Dracula and Salem’s Lot and then later on Fright Night’s Jerry Dandridge (soon to be Farrellized in the remake), The Lost Boys and Near Dark. These were killers whichever way you sliced them Continue reading »

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A graduate student played by Keri Russell researches and delves into the psyches of a cannibal and his willing victim for her thesis. This crime is based on the Rohtenburg Cannibal, Armin Meiwes.
Here I was so interested in seeing Keri Russell break from the norm but sadly, it was not meant to be. She does what she can but her part in this has very trite dialogue and voice-overs no less. Actually folks, some of the voice-over dialogue wasn’t so bad. It was her lines and her introduction along with this part. None of this is to say that it isn’t worth the watch though. Here’s the real skinny, watch it for the flashbacks and story of the cannibal Continue reading »

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Please don’t go camping. It’s not that I have anything against it, it just isn’t safe. Chances are that you won’t make it back home again in one piece. If you do make it back, you’ll be have your diary booked up for weeks to come, attending all the damned funerals of your friends that were hacked up into itty bitty little pieces by whatever deranged lunatic they encountered.
Movies such as Deliverance, Wrong Turn, The Descent and countless slasher flicks have warned us of this before, now please heed my advice and leave the freakin’ tents and sleeping bags well alone! If you do choose to ignore this advice, well, I can’t Continue reading »

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Before I had ever seen Funny Games, I heard a couple of my friends debating the merits of the film. I asked if it was worth seeing, and the more dramatic of the two said, “Well you’ll either love it or you’ll hate it–everybody does.” Well, I fucking hate it when people make that claim, and I take great delight in saying that I merely liked the film in question. Lukewarm reception, nothing fancy. No hair pulling, no standing ovation. “It was okay, I guess, no big deal.” A nice shrug of the shoulders helps hammer the point home.
That’s exactly how I felt after I finished watching Funny Games. I wasn’t outraged, I wasn’t mind-blown, I wasn’t full of love Continue reading »







