DVD Release
While cleaning the tank at a sewage treatment plant, a worker fishes out an unidentifiable fleshy monstrosity. Martin, the shift leader, knowing there’s a market for strange biological specimens, sells it to an agent that deals with the collectors of these oddities. While the rival collectors argue over ownership of this most recent acquisition, the deformed human abominations come to life and escape; the war is on. The characters will have you laughing, drooling (Sheila, played by Jacqueline Lovell is half naked throughout) and smacking your forehead. The freak puppets are remarkably well done and quite disturbing; you may even catch Continue reading »
DVD Release
A film crew scouting locations for their next film set sights on a wonderful Italian castle but the owner of the Arkoff castle isn’t interested in allowing outsiders into its recesses. Against his wishes, his daughter Naomi invites the crew to dinner in order to get closer to one of the young men in the crew. There’s a curse on the Arkoff Castle though and an ancient evil, The Skull Heads, protect the family from intruders looking to harm the family!
Yes, more dolls. Would you expect anything less from Full Moon?
As one familiar with the company might expect, this here film is B-movie cheese and, compared to some of their other films, a bad one at that. The dolls (Skull Heads) Continue reading »
Limited Edition DVD
Those of you that suspected The Gingerdead Man was far from dead were absolutely correct as the evil cookie lookin’ for nookie is back! This time he’s delivered to the chaotic set of a B-movie genre company where he finds victims and mayhem as well as a few friendly, and not-so-friendly, surprises awaiting him!
As a hardcore Full Moon fan I can honestly see the entertainment value in this film and enjoy it for what it is but realistically, The Gingerdead Man 2: Passion of the Crust was a bad film, period. Don’t get me wrong, the production values were decent, the acting wasn’t Continue reading »
DVD Release
Sugar, the wholesome stripper vampire, her human boyfriend Dex, Marvin the Horny Homunculus and the corpse of Ivan Burroughs, Marvin’s vampire hunter son, all make the trip down to Little Rock, Arkansas in search of a powerful vampire coven leader with blood capable of resurrecting Ivan from the dead. Sugar and Dex are led to a local strip club where the staff may be more than they appear. Are they too late to stop the leader’s bid for immortality and invincibility and can they save Ivan?
Folks, if you slapped this in your player figuring you were going to get some timeless vampire classic, you must not have looked closely at the back of the box. This is Full Moon and in Full Moon country…boobs, blood and cheese rule with an iron Continue reading »
DVD Release
Folks, there’s just something about a Full Moon film that I simply cannot resist. You can always tell when you’re watching something made by Charles Band; he leaves this perverted Willy Wonka vibe stamped all over his work. He’s like Harold Hill and Dr. Henry Frankenstein all rolled into one. Whether you find his films to be timeless classics or steaming piles of shit you cannot deny the man’s dedication to his fans and B-movie horror/fantasy cinema. Good or bad, his heart is always in the right place.
Personally, I tend to enjoy all Full Moon films and trust me on this, I’m not one of those fair weather fans; I own some of their worst films made during their shot-on-video Continue reading »
DVD Release
Not trying to be facetious here at all but it doesn’t take a doctorate to figure out what this flick is going to be about. Am I right? I mean nobody is under the impression this is some kind of drama or romantic comedy are they? If you were “expecting something else” after seeing this film you’re an absolute idiot of an unimaginable magnitude.
Never let it be said Charles Band beats around the bush dammit! Evil Bong is absolutely, positively 100% about an evil bong…and…monster bras. Sure sure nobody said the man wasn’t a notorious shill; just that he didn’t beat around the bush. Continue reading »
DVD Release
I’ve probably stated this a million trillion times before but I’m a huge Full Moon Pictures fan. As a kid I grew up on all those wonderful Empire & Full Moon films that littered the shelves on my local video store. I gotta tell you folks…this video store was like something straight out of Hostel. The lighting was dingy, the windows were blacked out, the cardboard VHS sleeves were torn and flaking and the entire shop was always clouded with cigarette smoke. The owner was this icky, greasy sleazeball you could easily see pimping 70 year old hookers on the side. The XXX section even had beads hanging in the doorway! I mean, how fuckin’ real is that! Continue reading »
New Collection Artwork
I’m going on record as saying that I am absolutely, positively sick of the new Matrix-style, modern Goth, ultra action vampire. Even the grubby, evil vampires look like Calvin Klein ad models. It’s gotten to the point now where people are no longer scared of our beloved genres monster. There are a few films out there that shall remain unnamed that have even begun romanticizing werewolves. No joke, if one more person asks me what my favorite “Lycan” movie is…I’m going to smash my Bass Ale over their pointy little head.
You can imagine my delight when Full Moon Pictures Continue reading »
DVD Collection
Several months back I was able to sit on the phone and interview one of my childhood heroes, Charles Band. Now, I’m sure some of you snotty a-holes are snickering and rolling your eyes but I grew up on Full Moon Pictures. If I wasn’t watching a Full Moon flick on Chicago horror host Svengoolie’s TV show, I was renting them on VHS.
This particular rental joint I used to go to was the sleaziest little place I had ever seen. The human skeleton that ran the place was a creepy, stinky old fuck that chain smoked something awful. His “store” was barely lit by a few old light bulbs and the Continue reading »
DVD Artwork
Demi Moore in her first starring role??! Before you break out the Jergins be aware that this young, flat-chested, no ass havin’ Demi is a far cry from the gyrating, silicone factory that stole our hearts and stiffened our wood in Striptease. Parasite is an old Charles Band flick from the early 80’s (1982 to be exact!) and you’d never know it by the sneering, sleazoid, post-apocalyptic criminal drifters, modest gore and iffy dubbing. By the way, that was sarcasm. Parasite reeks 80’s and even sports a plot so thin you may actually rip it fast forwarding too many times!
The year is 1992 and the world is in the throes of post-apocalyptic extinction (natch!). Paper currency is no longer accepted, a cup of coffee costs $5 a cup and a car is missing its door. It would appear there was some kind of Atomic War that’s brought civilization to its knees. People are forced to work in “the suburbs” in labor camps run by “The Merchants” of the XYREX Corporation. Life does not appear to be wonderful. Continue reading »
