Action, Asian Cinema, B. Harris, CAT III, Crime, Exploitation, Extreme, Hong Kong, Horror, Simon Yam, Thriller
Aug 242010
Uncut German DVD
When a rattled photo development employee contacts local police about some suspicious pictures, Inspector Lee and his police force are horrified to discover pictures of what they believe to be dead women. The paper trail leads back to one Lam Gor-Yu, an odd introvert working as a night shift taxi driver. Believing the snapshots to be genuine, the cops raid his home and place him and his family under arrest.
Tortured by the detectives working the case and beaten by his outraged family members, Lam cracks under the pressure and agrees to confess to the crimes of murder. A further thorough search of the premises turns up not only VHS video tapes he made of his crimes but several jars containing the pickled breasts of his victims Continue reading »
U.S. DVD Release
I’ll admit it, the thought of reviewing another Umberto Lenzi movie filled me with a certain amount of trepidation. This is one seriously inconsistent film maker that you just never know what to expect from. Some of his movies are a joy to watch, others are just plain painful, yes I’m looking at you Black Demons.
Man From Deep River though did have a couple of good selling points that filled me with a little hope. Firstly, the lead is played by Ivan Rassimov, that stalwart of Italian exploitation, secondly, he is joined on screen by Me Me Lai, who is one fine looking lady, and finally it is a cannibal movie. Well, the first too are true, but the third is slightly misleading, more on that later though Continue reading »
Theatrical Poster
Retired porn actor Milos is offered the chance of a lifetime, to participate in a new genre of Serbian porn, a film that will revolutionize the industry and shake the very world itself. Offered a hefty sum, one that would set he and his family up for life, Milos accepts the offer despite his misgivings about the script being kept secret.
Once the shoot begins, Milos quickly realizes that this is no ordinary porn production as it’s being filmed verite-style by policemen, his actions are dictated to him through an earpiece and one scene he’s forced to perform in features an underage girl! Unwilling to go any further with his involvement and becoming increasingly disturbed by the Continue reading »
DVD Release
While the world’s population continues to grow and our resources dwindle, a clear choice must be made, the world needs change and we need real change now. Bill Williamson, after seeing the indifference and the waste, decides to take matters into his own hands and help nature along by thinning the herd, so to speak.
After stringing together an outfit of Kevlar plates and loading up several weapons, Bill sets into motion a horrifying plan to reign down chaos and mass murder on an epic scale, one that will leave dozens of bodies in its wake and the world reeling from the random insanity of it all.
Before jumping into this review I’d like to state Continue reading »
S.E. DVD
The dramatic suicide of a priest swings the gates of hell wide open in the small town of Dunwich and the dead begin rising to take their revenge upon the living. A psychic medium and an investigative journalist must team up with a local psychiatrist in order to locate and destroy the undead corpse of the priest before All Saints Day to stop the spirits of the dead from roaming the Earth.
You’ve heard me say this a million times but I’m going to say it again anyhow, Fulci was a genius when it came to the art of the violent Italian horror set-piece. He crafted poorly written and illogical concepts into things of atmospheric, nightmarish beauty, on budgets that wouldn’t pay for bottled Continue reading »
On Demand Now!
Dr.Heiter is a man overcome with the guilt of a successful career separating conjoined twins, so much so that he becomes obsessed with “joining.” After the loss of his precious “3 Dog,” Heiter’s mental state begins to deteriorate further and he decides to begin work on his greatest creation, a twisted creation that transforms separate individuals into one cohesive unit, one writhing mass sharing both form and function, The Human Centipede.
Last year when I came across news of Tom Six’s The Human Centipede: First Sequence I must admit that I was incredibly excited. The concept Continue reading »
Promo Poster
Stewart Cummings is a field agent for the ATF and his job is to cruise the woods, fields and mountain regions of West Virginny looking for moonshine stills to bust up. It’s not a glamorous job and it doesn’t pay very well which is bad news for poor Cummings as his girlfriend is horribly sick. Her medication bills have set him back several hundred dollars a month and they’re continuing to climb.
Cummings isn’t making it on his salary so he does what any good ATF agent would do in his position…ask for a raise…from the moonshine runners he’s conspiring with! His price has gone up and he’s not about to take no for an answer. Luckily, the lame brained yes-man he deals with tips him off on a local drug dealer looking for somebody to run his Continue reading »
Truly Offensive!
A couple out on their first date are kidnapped by a madman and forced to play a sick game in order to survive. As their captor grows impatient, he begins removing their body parts and torturing them, the pair must give in to his demands to arouse him with their passion to live or die on his dissection tables.
Not much of a story here but there’s no pretension either, you know what you’re getting into when he performs a circle jerk on both his female AND MALE captive. With the first spunk explosion you know high expectations will just ruin the depravity and depravity, my friends, is exactly what you’re given. Sliced nipples, gouged eyes, female Continue reading »
No Morire Sola
Four girls on a long distance drive happen upon a young woman lying nearly dead on the side of the road, shot in the side of the head. Spotting hunters in the distance, and putting two and two together, they decide to drag her off the road and into their car so they can rush her to a hospital. On route to the nearest town, she dies, forcing the girls to change their plans and report the incident to the local police department.
It doesn’t take long before the girls realize they’ve run afoul of more than just a random tragedy, the hunters purposely took aim at the deceased and now they’re looking to silence the girls and keep them from fleeing the town! Continue reading »
DVD Release
A pregnant prostitute receives a coat hanger abortion from her pimp and the infant is thrown in a garbage can and into the loving, stinky, arms of a wandering hobo. Eighteen years later the infant, now called Hanger, is a hideously deformed adult with a nasty bloodlust and a thirst for revenge.
I was a bit startled, though unsure whether I was impressed or not, after seeing Nicholson’s Live Feed; there were some truly disturbing sequences on display but the story was all too familiar. My mind was blown by the gory filth that he followed it up with, Gutterballs. Now, I have been officially disgusted by a film in a way that no other film has Continue reading »
