Jan 062011
 

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The Bunny (Rodleen Getsic) is a drug addict and prostitute caught in an ugly cycle of abuse and self-destruction when a truck driving john, Hog (Jeff F. Renfro), enters her life and introduces her to an existence far worse. Abducted from the uncaring streets to the unforgiving desert, The Bunny is forced to endure unspeakable torment and humiliation at the hands of the Hog in preparation for something much darker.

Presented in beautiful B&W, Adam Rehmeier’s The Bunny Game features breathtaking imagery, creative editing and outrageous performances by lead actors Getsic and Renfro as The Bunny and Hog. Very few low budget endeavors that cross my desk these days look this good or feature actors so Continue reading »

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Aug 272010
 

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The Fuma Clan have stumbled upon an explosive secret involving The Shogun of Japan and his son that may tear Japan apart but before they can move on the information, the treacherous Hattori Hanzo and his Iga Clan ninja descend upon Fuma village leaving death and destruction in their wake.

The last living Fuma Clan member and the Clan leader’s daughter must now work together to infiltrate the Iga Clan in order to collect a sample of Hanzo’s blood, establish a damning connection between The Shogun’s son and Hanzo and avenge their fallen comrades.

Lovers will die, plans will be formulated and the safety of a nation may very well rest upon the shoulders (and vagina) of the last of the Iga Clan Continue reading »

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May 022010
 

DVD Release

If you’re one of those people who feel that the need for a plot often gets in the way of a perfectly good film, you’re in luck, because the second Emmanuelle film sincerely doesn’t care about structure, progression, character arcs, or any of that other crap the givers of expensive seminars insist are the sacred rules of screenwriting. Follow along with French diplomat’s wife Emmanuelle (or “Manny” as I affectionately call her) as she meets up (and has sex) with her husband in Hong Kong, and meets and has sex with a few other characters as well. The lucky ones include the teen daughter of a friend, a masseuse, and a polo player covered in tattoos. A notable exception is Christopher, a pilot staying at her husband’s estate for awhile, who somehow manages to offend Continue reading »

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Apr 142010
 

Super Sexy Trash

Ya know I get a lot of people familiar with my passion for exploitation asking me why I just don’t watch porn if I want to see sex but they’re completely missing the point of sexploitation. If I wanted full on single, double and triple penetration, men spitting loogies into open gulches, plastic-fantastic breasts and Viagra-fueled boners I’d just break down and purchase it…but I don’t. I want the sleazy misogyny that only sexploitation can provide! I don’t need to see a vagina splayed open like an Arby’s beef sandwich fallen from a teary-eyed child’s hand…I don’t need to see bleached buttholes or cream pies. Just gimme a Laura Gemser or Dyanne Thorne movie any day and I’m as happy as Continue reading »

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Apr 132010
 

R2 DVD Release

A journalist, Maria (Dagmar Lassander – House by the Cemetery) gets into way more than she bargained for when she interviews a wealthy philanthropist by the name of Dr. Sayer (Phillipe Leroy – Mother of Tears). You see, this twisted doctor believes that men have been oppressed by woman for far too long and in order to save society, something must be done about them. When she accepts a drink from him, she soon finds her self captive and so begins this perverted tale of one man out to crush womankind!

Femina Ridens is a movie that could only have been made in 60’s Italy. As soon as you glimpse the décor and hear the lounge-jazz soundtrack you’ll be swept up Continue reading »

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Apr 132010
 

BEST...FILM...EVER.

Ever hear of a chap named Oswaldo De Oliveira? No? Well, up until a few weeks ago I hadn’t either but after taking the opportunity to see his films, Amazon Jail and Bare Behind Bars, I can honestly say he gives Jess Franco, Bruno Mattei and Joe D’Amato a run for their money in the sleaziest director department.

Never has a Women in Prison flick left such a thick scuzzy film over my eyeballs. I must have considered touching myself over three dozen times, actually touched myself one dozen times and considered repenting and joining the priesthood once or twice as the credits rolled. Leave it to Bill Lustig and Blue Underground to release such a Continue reading »

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Jan 102010
 

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After ending a rather tumultuous relationship, Takashi takes a friend’s advice and attends a mixer in order to meet new people, specifically women. When two beautiful women, Ryôko and Sakura, show interest in Takashi, he finds himself tasked with deciding which woman to focus his attention on. In the end he chooses Ryôko and six months later they marry.

Takashi soon moves in with his new wife and her family but not all is well; Ryôko’s father is a shady businessman with an irrational fear of crows and pigeons, his mother-in-law keeps pushing a large life insurance policy on him and his sister-in-law believes Continue reading »

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Jun 022009
 

DVD Release

A gang of women are committing murders right and left, and they recruit Kitty (Chingmy Yau Suk-Ching), whose dad has just been killed by mom’s lover, to join them. Coincidentally, the troubled cop (Simon Yam) investigating the murders develops a crush on Kitty. Censored for many years, Naked Killer is a delirious Hong Kong mix of action, sex, camp, and violence. It is the prelude to Raped by An Angel (aka Naked Killer 2).

The skin-tight hot pants will keep you interested. Kitty is helped by Sister Cindy (Yiu Wai), who teaches her how to do it right – be a cleaner, that is. The movie is really funny. When one of the cops eats a victim’s “wedding tackle” thinking Continue reading »

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May 152009
 

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Black Devil Doll (2007)
Rotten Cotton / 2009
Directed by Jonathan Lewis
Written by Shawn Lewis, Mitch Mayes
Cast: Heather Murphy, Natasha Talonz, Christine Svendsen, Erika Branich
Review by James Garfield

Heather is trying out her Ouija board one day, a game that yields a very surprising outcome: her ventriloquist doll gets possessed by the spirit of recently-executed black militant Mubia Abul-Jama. Even more surprisingly, she falls in love with the living doll, who eventually convinces her to allow him to have sex with her friends. When they drop by, the little devil initiates a rape and murder spree; obviously he must be stopped. Continue reading »

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Mar 302009
 

DVD Release

Forgotten and scarred starlet Lila Lash and her hideously deformed dwarf son Olaf run a boarding house of absolute terror and a newlywed couple are caught in Olaf and Lila’s web of sexual slavery, torture and heroin abuse. Nobody is safe from the sinful dwarf and his wooden phallus!

First lemme get this out of the way as I feel it needs to be stated before I move forward with this review, The Sinful Dwarf has no socially or artistically redeeming qualities, it is a reprehensible piece of misogynistic sleaze that will only appeal to the most depraved voyeurs, juvenile perverts and twisted cinemaphiles with a taste for Continue reading »

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Jan 022009
 

The Devils (1971)
Angel Digital
Directed by Ken Russell
Written by Ken Russell
Cast: Vanessa Redgrave, Oliver Reed
Review by Ted Phipps

This movie is based on true events that took place in France in the early 1600’s. A popular and charismatic priest named Father Grandier stands in the way of Cardinal Richelieu and the Catholic Church as they work to consolidate political power. In order to gain control of the city he serves, the church tries to undermine Grandier’s authority by accusing him of witchcraft and of being in control of a convent full of possessed nuns. The ensuing inquisition must be seen to be believed.

The contrasts are stark. Father Grandier is far from saintly, yet is easily the most honestly devout member of the clergy shown. The so-called “good” priests will lie, conspire and commit any hypocrisy in order to attain their goals.

Be warned, this movie isn’t for the faint-hearted. People get tortured; people get naked and have sex. Blasphemy abounds, including the infamous “rape of Christ” scene which was restored for this release. It’s clear why this movie was banned in several countries and severely censored in others. For all that, the most horrifying offenses in the movie are the actions of greedy and power-hungry members of the Church.

Ken Russell’s The Devils is a masterpiece. There are so many levels that come into play, and the combination is even greater than the sum of each incredible part. Angel Digital’s release restores all of the original footage, and can be considered the definitive version.

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Jan 022009
 

The Touch of Her Flesh (1967) / The Curse of Her Flesh (1968) / The Kiss of Her Flesh (1968) R1 / NTSC DVD
Something Weird Video / 2003
Directed by Michael Findlay
Written by Michael Findlay & Roberta Findlay
Cast: Michael Findlay, Angelique, John Amero & Uta Erickson
Review by James Garfield

A trilogy of films about the exploits of misogynistic crazy man Richard Jennings. The Touch of Her Flesh shows how Jennings got that way: he arrived home from a business trip one evening to find his wife Claudia (yes, she’s named Claudia Jennings; the real-life actress/Playmate of the same name would have been about 17 when this was released) having sex with another man. Distraught, he ran out into the street, down a few blocks, and got struck by a car. He revived in a hospital to learn he was temporarily crippled and had lost an eye. He blamed the entire female gender (or at least the sexy ones) for his condition
, and swore revenge against them all. He goes on to kill an assortment of sex workers (strippers, prostitutes) in sometimes very creative fashion. One stripper receives a rose with poisoned thorns from him. Another gets a poison-tipped blow dart while up on stage performing. Finally, he pursues his wife and her friend Janet; while Claudia doesn’t make it, Janet manages to nail Jennings in the stomach with a crossbow.

The Curse of Her Flesh reveals that Jennings survived that incident, and is now focusing on his late wife’s lover Steve while still finding time to bump off promiscuous females on the side, thanks to his new occupation as owner of a burlesque house specializing in Sapphic stage shows. (Kinda self-destructive to kill off your own staff, but anyway…) Jennings’s methods this time include coating a cat’s claws in poison and loading a dildo with a spring-knife. He finally gets the better of Steve in a fight in the bed of a truck as it drives down the road. In The Kiss of Her Flesh, Jennings can now devote himself full-time to murdering sexy women; he accesses victims this time by impersonating a doctor. His weapons include an acid douche and his own “poisoned semen”. But his wife’s sister Maria and her boyfriend Don are determined to stop him, and perhaps give him a taste of his own medicine.

Four decades later, the Flesh trilogy remains pretty damn outrageous. Unbelievably, it’s the work of a husband-and-wife team, Michael and Roberta Findlay; director Michael plays the demented Jennings. Technically, the films are quite shabby, having been shot mostly silent and having some pretty bad post-dubbing added. In the first film, actors are framed so we don’t see their lips as they talk; by the last film, we get to see lips moving, with poor synchronization. The first two films have a lot of padding in the form of strip sequences, with the accompanying tunes often played twice in a row as the act drags on. The low budgets did conjure some inventiveness up from the filmmakers; Roberta’s noir-ish lighting and cinematography are excellent, and an apparent lack of access to optical printing leads to some very creative opening credits sequences (words projected onto female torsos, bathroom graffiti). The whole “creative kill” format anticipates both the Omen trilogy and the slasher-film boom; but the sexual nature of many of the methods makes these movies truly demented.

Ahead of its time, but still basically unequalled in its imaginative nastiness, the Flesh trilogy is essential for sexploitation historians; mainstream viewers will be repulsed by the low production values, if not the murder scenes. The lack of extras is unfortunate, but as with a lot of Something Weird’s releases, these movies have been rescued from certain oblivion, so we should count ourselves lucky just to have them.

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