the-eternal-evil-of-asia The Eternal Evil of Asia is another wonderfully produced category III horror/voodoo/sex/comedy romp produced by legendary Wong Jing. Being one of the most prolific filmmakers in Hong Kong, anyone who knows what Wong is capable of, will have an inkling as to what they should expect in this hilarious tale.

Four friends travel to Thailand on a bachelor party excursion, but the trip goes awry when they befriend a local wizard and accidentally kill his sister. They return to Hong Kong, but the wizard follows and begins picking them off one by one. The wife to be has to decide to make a personal sacrifice to save the man she loves and her brother Continue reading »

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Unable to hold down a job and distracted by his lifelong dream of going to Hollywood to be an actor, Tommy Pistol is given an ultimatum by his wife, “It’s us or your dream.” Twelve months later while pumping penis and watching porn, Pistol drifts off into a fitful slumber and into a nightmarish landscape filled with snuff, gore, and oozing, possibly contagious, Staph infections.

From eager dreamer to a jaded, overweight porn director…is this the gruesome death of Tommy Pistol or does a fate far worse await him?

Admittedly I’m no fan of low budget horror cinema, let alone a low budget horror comedy, but I simply could not pass up the opportunity to review Continue reading »

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Watcher in the Attic (2007) directed by Mitsuhiro Mihara, is a remake/continuation of a 1976 film by Noboru Tanaka. The film centers on Naoko Tomioka, a journalist who travels to the house of Gouda, a recently deceased artist, to interview his friends who live at the house about his life and art. The people at the house for the most part are not welcoming to Naoko, but she puts on a smile and tries to fit in and get the information she needs.

While there, she befriends a little girl who gives her a clue about the house and the dark secrets inside. She tells Naoko that Gouda loved the attic and always went up there. Naoko then decides to go up into the attic and discovers that she can spy on everyone Continue reading »

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Horror and sex have always been closely interwoven, from horny kids getting killed in any number of slasher flicks through to the wonderfully sleazy Euro-trash movies where a bit of nudity never goes amiss. Now though we have full blown (of course the fucking pun is intended) horror porn. Now you get to enjoy the best of both worlds. Or do you?

Well far be it for me not to find out! So, I ordered myself a copy of The XXXorcist, which itself was a mean task I can tell you, but that is neither here nor there. One thing is for sure, and that is that I didn’t really know quite what to expect, other than it will obviously Continue reading »

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The Bunny (Rodleen Getsic) is a drug addict and prostitute caught in an ugly cycle of abuse and self-destruction when a truck driving john, Hog (Jeff F. Renfro), enters her life and introduces her to an existence far worse. Abducted from the uncaring streets to the unforgiving desert, The Bunny is forced to endure unspeakable torment and humiliation at the hands of the Hog in preparation for something much darker.

Presented in beautiful B&W, Adam Rehmeier’s The Bunny Game features breathtaking imagery, creative editing and outrageous performances by lead actors Getsic and Renfro as The Bunny and Hog. Very few low budget endeavors that cross my desk these days look this good or feature actors so Continue reading »

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The Fuma Clan have stumbled upon an explosive secret involving The Shogun of Japan and his son that may tear Japan apart but before they can move on the information, the treacherous Hattori Hanzo and his Iga Clan ninja descend upon Fuma village leaving death and destruction in their wake.

The last living Fuma Clan member and the Clan leader’s daughter must now work together to infiltrate the Iga Clan in order to collect a sample of Hanzo’s blood, establish a damning connection between The Shogun’s son and Hanzo and avenge their fallen comrades.

Lovers will die, plans will be formulated and the safety of a nation may very well rest upon the shoulders (and vagina) of the last of the Iga Clan Continue reading »

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If you’re one of those people who feel that the need for a plot often gets in the way of a perfectly good film, you’re in luck, because the second Emmanuelle film sincerely doesn’t care about structure, progression, character arcs, or any of that other crap the givers of expensive seminars insist are the sacred rules of screenwriting. Follow along with French diplomat’s wife Emmanuelle (or “Manny” as I affectionately call her) as she meets up (and has sex) with her husband in Hong Kong, and meets and has sex with a few other characters as well. The lucky ones include the teen daughter of a friend, a masseuse, and a polo player covered in tattoos. A notable exception is Christopher, a pilot staying at her husband’s estate for awhile, who somehow manages to offend Continue reading »

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Ya know I get a lot of people familiar with my passion for exploitation asking me why I just don’t watch porn if I want to see sex but they’re completely missing the point of sexploitation. If I wanted full on single, double and triple penetration, men spitting loogies into open gulches, plastic-fantastic breasts and Viagra-fueled boners I’d just break down and purchase it…but I don’t. I want the sleazy misogyny that only sexploitation can provide! I don’t need to see a vagina splayed open like an Arby’s beef sandwich fallen from a teary-eyed child’s hand…I don’t need to see bleached buttholes or cream pies. Just gimme a Laura Gemser or Dyanne Thorne movie any day and I’m as happy as Continue reading »

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A journalist, Maria (Dagmar Lassander – House by the Cemetery) gets into way more than she bargained for when she interviews a wealthy philanthropist by the name of Dr. Sayer (Phillipe Leroy – Mother of Tears). You see, this twisted doctor believes that men have been oppressed by woman for far too long and in order to save society, something must be done about them. When she accepts a drink from him, she soon finds her self captive and so begins this perverted tale of one man out to crush womankind!

Femina Ridens is a movie that could only have been made in 60’s Italy. As soon as you glimpse the décor and hear the lounge-jazz soundtrack you’ll be swept up Continue reading »

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Ever hear of a chap named Oswaldo De Oliveira? No? Well, up until a few weeks ago I hadn’t either but after taking the opportunity to see his films, Amazon Jail and Bare Behind Bars, I can honestly say he gives Jess Franco, Bruno Mattei and Joe D’Amato a run for their money in the sleaziest director department.

Never has a Women in Prison flick left such a thick scuzzy film over my eyeballs. I must have considered touching myself over three dozen times, actually touched myself one dozen times and considered repenting and joining the priesthood once or twice as the credits rolled. Leave it to Bill Lustig and Blue Underground to release such a Continue reading »

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After ending a rather tumultuous relationship, Takashi takes a friend’s advice and attends a mixer in order to meet new people, specifically women. When two beautiful women, Ryôko and Sakura, show interest in Takashi, he finds himself tasked with deciding which woman to focus his attention on. In the end he chooses Ryôko and six months later they marry.

Takashi soon moves in with his new wife and her family but not all is well; Ryôko’s father is a shady businessman with an irrational fear of crows and pigeons, his mother-in-law keeps pushing a large life insurance policy on him and his sister-in-law believes Continue reading »

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A gang of women are committing murders right and left, and they recruit Kitty (Chingmy Yau Suk-Ching), whose dad has just been killed by mom’s lover, to join them. Coincidentally, the troubled cop (Simon Yam) investigating the murders develops a crush on Kitty. Censored for many years, Naked Killer is a delirious Hong Kong mix of action, sex, camp, and violence. It is the prelude to Raped by An Angel (aka Naked Killer 2).

The skin-tight hot pants will keep you interested. Kitty is helped by Sister Cindy (Yiu Wai), who teaches her how to do it right – be a cleaner, that is. The movie is really funny. When one of the cops eats a victim’s “wedding tackle” thinking Continue reading »

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