Nov 072008
 

DVD Release

Now that Po has reached the status of Kung Fu master there is only one task left to complete, one so dangerous, one so deadly it can only be…teaching small children! Faced with a dozen jabbering, kicking, high-strung bunnies, Po must teach them all the wisdom of Kung Fu by revealing to them the secret origins of The Furious Five!

If you enjoyed Kung Fu Panda, you’re going to really enjoy Secrets of the Furious Five! It’s got wonderful animation, some laugh-out-loud moments and butt-kicking galore; just what the doctor ordered, right? It’s all in innocent fun and Black and Hoffman return to the roles they brought so much life to in the first Continue reading »

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Oct 162008
 

Dead Space: Downfall (2008)
R1 / NTSC DVD
Anchor Bay / 2008
Directed by Chuck Patton
Written by Jimmy Palmiotti, Justin Gray
Cast: Nika Futterman, Bruce Boxleitner, Keith Szarabajka, Kevin Michael Richardson, Jim Cummings.
Review by Brian Harris

When a dangerous alien artifact with religious significance is removed from a dead planet slated to be mined and brought aboard the USG Ishimura, the planet’s original inhabitants begin possessing the bodies of recently deceased crew members. The personnel that aren’t transformed into creatures are driven mad with paranoia and turn on one another. It’s up to a small security team to assess the danger, rescue survivors and get the ship to safety before the alien undead take over.

This animated, feature-length prequel to the upcoming Electronic Arts third-person horror title Dead Space is an interesting and relatively entertaining release. Obviously, Downfall is fantastic promo for the game and no doubt has the attention of eager gamers but I think it’s fair to say that viewers uninterested in gaming are going to want to know whether this film delivers thrills, chills and blood spills without requiring a PS3 or Xbox 360. Never fear, it does indeed deliver and no love for consoles are needed.

Dead Space: Downfall isn’t scary, it’s rare to see animation that is, but it does offer up an incredible amount of impressive gore, strong language and a bleak, nihilistic story that offers not one single sliver of a glimmer of hope. The voice acting was solid and the animation was decent (nothing cutting edge); it’s dark, brutal and occasionally exciting. Whether you’re a gamer or not, Downfall is worth checking out despite imperfections.

I think, concerning imperfections, my biggest problem with the film was how very little background information we’re given on social classes, religion, planet mining and the very nature of the relic. Perhaps EA has plans to fill in those blanks with the video game or a comic series, who knows, all I know is a little more depth could have really helped me get my bearings. The film was interesting but just dropping viewers into the middle of a complex concept without giving up some expositional goodies created more questions than answers.

I enjoyed Dead Space: Downfall and would definitely recommend it to gamers and horror fans with a taste for carnage but be sure to rent first. It offered up tons of possibilities but very little specifics which left me feeling a bit dissatisfied. I wanted to know more about the religion of the miners, the other recovered relics and perhaps even a little more on the alien species that the relic seems to have incarcerated. It’s all entertaining enough but I don’t plan to purchase the game or anything so, unfortunately, my experience with the concept will end with this film.

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Sep 242008
 

DVD Artwork

In the original Madagascar, we meet a group of animals who are thrown into the wilderness after a botched escape plan goes awry and are forced to try and find their way home. We start off in this film almost immediately after they begin to re-build a crashed airplane with some of the local natives and have set to take off back to New York. En route the plane runs out of gas and crash lands in Africa where they decide to try and find help while the secret covert op. group of penguins attempts to yet again rebuild the plane.

God bless DreamWorks and their demented, children loving hearts. So far I have yet to see an animated film they have put out that I didn’t laugh out loud at least six times and thankfully this sequel pulls all the punches and provides Continue reading »

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Sep 162008
 

Dead Fury (2008)
R1 / NTSC DVD
Unearthed Films / 2008
Directed by Frank Sudol (FSudol)
Written by FSudol
Cast: FSudol
Review by Brian Harris

A group out hunting deer are confronted by a wild assortment of angry, demon possessed zombie freaks intent on destroying all of mankind. In order to stay alive, the hunters must work together and find a way to stop the demons from jumping into bodies or they’ll all be dead by dawn!

FSudol is back with a brand new animated horror feature and if you’re a fan of his first film City of Rott, you’re sure to enjoy Dead Fury…maybe. As with his last film, Sudol handles the animation, character’s voices and the film’s score and the hard work and attention to detail that went into this film is just phenomenal; everything about Dead Fury was impressive. Everything that is, except for the story.

It was obvious to see that Dead Fury was culled from horror classics and you’ve just gotta respect Sudol’s passion for the source material but the film was overly talky, at times it felt purposely padded with unnecessary dialogue, and the constant, eighty minute barrage of sarcasm, cursing and berating grew to an almost unbearable level. I heard, “ya bastard” so many times that my head nearly exploded. The negative banter between characters had become so overwhelming that I wasn’t able to find one single character to sympathize with; I wanted each and every one dead.

Now, aggravating dialogue and unlikable characters aside, Dead Fury did entertain me, just not as much as FSudol’s first film. The first time around, all the cantankerous shittalking worked well, this time around it sapped my energy.

If you’re one of those folks interested in finding subtext, it’s there. Whether it was FSudol’s intention to include it or it was just a natural extension of the script I can’t really say but Dubya himself could have taken a lesson from this film’s sermon.

Dead Fury wasn’t a bad flick at all, just not my cup o’ tea. If I wanted to sit around for an hour and listen to people bitch, whine and belittle one another, I’ll visit my family thanks.

Check it out, just keep in mind that the dialogue is incredibly taxing and the concept itself gets a bit kitchen sinky, if you will, toward the final quarter of the film. There are freaks, demons, zombies, eyeballs, books, squirrels and buttloads of gross, gooey gore; you’ve just gotta plug your ears to enjoy it all. FSudol is a filmmaker to keep an eye on, his work is fantastic, but this particular effort just didn’t work for me.

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Aug 262008
 

Special Edition Artwork

Halloween Town’s scariest resident, Jack Skellington, has grown tired of the same old tricks, treats and scares but all of that is about to change when he happens upon a doorway to a magical place called Christmas Town; a land filled with wonder, gifts and cheer! Uninterested in simply participating in Christmas, Jack decides to replace “Sandy Claws” and run Christmas itself! Can Jack’s friend Sally, his dog Zero and the residents of Halloween Town help Jack transform Halloween into Christmas or will the evil Oogie Boogie’s dangerous game end Christmas forever?

To insist that The Nightmare Before Christmas is an animation classic is an understatement but I’d also like to go one step further and state that I believe it also to be a holiday classic that works just as well on Christmas as it does on Halloween, at least, for me and my family it does! We watch this film every X-mas alongside such classics as The Grinch Who Stole Christmas, A Christmas Story and Black Christmas…well…I usually end up watching the last one alone, anyhow…The Nightmare Before Christmas is an animation classic suitable for ALMOST all ages and definitely all seasons; it’s endearing, intelligent and cuter than a pile of bunny bodies.

If you’re familiar with the film, need I say any more? Continue reading »

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Jul 092008
 

2-Disc SE

Before The Dark Knight hits theaters, the good folks over at DC Comics and Warner Brothers figured they’d cobble together an eclectic assortment of animated, interconnected short films created by renowned Japanese animators and American writers, a Batman Begins 1.5 of sorts. The shorts are quick, brutal and absolutely beautiful with only one glaring flaw in the concept, even at a running time of 76 minutes the entire DVD runs way too short!

Folks, this DVD isn’t just for Batman fans but for fans of pure, unadulterated animation, adult animation. This isn’t the kind of stuff one might find on any old cartoon cable channel, these shorts are cutting edge, inspired and positively breathtaking. The different interpretations of Batman, how he’s perceived by the citizens of Gotham and how he interacts with the criminal element are nothing short of brilliant.

Now after watching the entire thing, I can’t honestly say there were any instances in which I leapt from my seat in a bloodlust or even let out a snort of approval but the action was solid and the shorts captured just enough of the essence of Batman to satisfy those looking for a Bat-fix. The episodes are as follows: Continue reading »

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Jul 092008
 

Theatrical Poster

Kung Fu Panda (Theatrical – 2008)
DreamWorks
Directed by: Mark Osborne & John Stevenson
Written by: Jonathan Aibel & Glenn Berger
Cast: Jack Black, Angelina Jolie, Dustin Hoffman, Lucy Liu, Jackie Chan, Seth Rogen, David Cross & Ian McShane
Review by Adam F. Tracey

Po is a big fat panda. He is lazy, spacey, unmotivated and has a penchant for day dreaming. He is also the son of a master noodle maker, who himself is decidedly not a panda. Po is a Kung Fu fanatic and it is his dream to one day fight along side The Furious Five. Prophecy says that the notorious Tai Lung will escape from his prison, it is decided that one of The Furious Five shall open the legendary Dragon Scroll and become the Dragon master who can defeat Tai Lung. On the day of the choosing Po unwittingly bumbles his way into the arena and is selected as the one who shall open the Dragon Scroll. Now Kung Fu master Shifu most battle the urge to get rid of Po and train him to be a Kung Fu master worthy of the scroll. Continue reading »

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Feb 202008
 

Unrated DVD

King Hrothgar and his people have a serious problem on their hands when a mysterious beast named Grendel begins terrorizing the village, leaving bloody, broken bodies in its wake. Unable to defeat the monster, Hrothgar seals his famous mead hall and prepares to travel the land in search of a hero willing to slay Grendel. Things appear grim indeed until a warrior named Beowulf, a glory seeking Geat, arrives on Danish shores and offers his services. For Beowulf, defeating the monster may be a simple task but he’ll soon learn there’s a far more serious task at hand when he’s forced to confront his own shortcomings.

Fan-freakin’-tastic! I thoroughly enjoyed this CG animated feature from start to finish! The acting, camerawork, score, animation and action were Continue reading »

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Feb 042008
 

Worst Cartoon Ever!

A small band of brave warriors set out on a quest to locate mysterious discs and protect a mystical staff from the evil goddess Takhisis and her bloodthirsty general, Verminaard. The group, lead by Tanthalas ‘Tanis’ Half-Elven, must defeat the dark goddess, free the people of the land from her tyranny and, hopefully, awaken the Gods of Light once again.

Having grown up on Dungeons & Dragons (the game & cartoon) I can honestly say I was excited to sit down and watch Dragonlance: Dragons of Autumn Twilight. The story was there, the characters were distinct and the voice talent was above average but my overall experience was of disappointment. The animation was uneven, featuring poorly mismatched CG rendered dragons on 2D animation. The CG felt awkward and the texture of some of the work looked only half-finished. Speaking of 2D cell animation, it wasn’t until I actually read the back of the DVD box did I realize this animated feature was made in 2008! Honestly, I was convinced this was an unfinished animated D&D feature from the 80s as the style of animation Continue reading »

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Feb 042008
 

DVD Release

Here’s a big surprise, aside from being a horror geek, sci-fi nerd, fantasy dweeb, comic book gonk and midget porn collector…I’m also a cartoon fiend. Honestly, cable TV and cartoons were my real parents and back in the day I could sing the theme song to the “Gummi Bears” cartoon before I could recite the Star Spangled Banner. Call me unpatriotic but I’m really not even sure to this day all of the words to that one but I can tell you without hesitation that “It’s G.I. Joe against Cobra and Destro fighting to save the day” and apparently “He never gives up he’s always there, fighting for freedom over land and air!”

Yeah, it’s like that. Continue reading »

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Jan 172008
 

R2 DVD Release

Following the success of Watership Down, Martin Rosen once again adapted a Richard Adams novel, this time Plague Dogs was granted the animated treatment. The result is a film that is both dark and beautiful – Just don’t expect the children to understand the majority, as this has ‘adult’ stamped all over it.

The film opens with an exhausted dog, Rowf (Christopher Benjamin), treading water while scientists observe him. As the poor dog gives up and surrenders to the current, a rod comes swooping in to pull him from the bottom of the tank. We learn that he has been in there for over two hours, as the scientists bring the poor dog back to life; it appears that this is the third time that week the dog has undergone this ‘experiment’ and he shows an improvement in time with each effort. Back in the kennels we meet Snitter (John Hurt), a small terrier who has a bandage covering the top of his head, a victim of further experiments. As Rowf is returned to his cell the guard fails to lock the door, resulting in the two dogs escape. Continue reading »

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Jun 252007
 

DVD Release

Funny story…a few weeks ago I was talking with a friend about the upcoming Hellboy animated feature, “Blood & Iron” when he began to go on about what a dedicated fan he’s been and blah blah blah since the first movie blah blah. I sat silently listening and finally cut in with, “Yeah I’m a bit of a Hellboy fan myself. I own a near mint copy of Next Men #21.” He just kind of sat there and stared at me with vacant eyes. Nobody home…definitely nobody home.

I wouldn’t say I’m a Hellboy fanatic or anything but I found the character and concept extremely cool…at least right up until everybody and Continue reading »

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